Showing posts with label Marty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marty. Show all posts
Friday, 22 November 2013
Alex's fondest and worst memories this generation!
By ThatWinterFox12:143d, crazy, fail, funny, gaming, horse, info, Marty, news, Next Gen, Nintendo, pc, ps3, review, top ten, Wii, worst 5, xbox 360No comments
The new generation of gaming is nearly upon, or in the case
of those lucky people is, us. Over the past generation, and several years, we
have seen and played many amazing games with many never failing to impress. As
my fellow writers have been doing, I to have been reflecting back on my best
and worse games from this generation, and thankful for the most part, the game I have played have been incredible.
First up is the list of my top ten games from this
generation.
#10 Alan Wake
A deeply story driven game that offers something a bit
different from the other horror games and third person shooters out there, Alan
Wake is a gripping experience. It’s a game you could just as easily watch as
play, mostly because of its outstanding narrative and almost cinematic game
play.
#9 The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai
One of the first Arcade
games I ever brought on my Xbox 360 and one that always stands out in my mind.
With it’s easy to grasp combat system, a cheesy yet entertaining plot, and a
unique visual style, from the off the Dishwasher had me sucked in and coming
back for more cyborg killing action.
#8) Batman: Arkham
City
Who does not want to swoop around a city as the caped
crusader beating up criminals? Batman Arkham city builds on its predecessor,
Arkham Asylum, to make for the ultimate chance to be Batman and go face to face
with the various super criminals that inhabit Gotham. You can spend hours in
it’s murky yet incredible city, exploring every ally way, finding out what each
unique criminal is up to and admiring the snowy cityscape.
#7 Gears of War
The first game I played when this generation first launched,
a game that sold me on the Xbox 360. Looking beyond the muscle heavy heroes of
the game, and you have a very solid shooter, a world that shows a lot of
promise, enemies that have more depth to them than just random creatures
cobbled together and all this wrapped in wonderful visuals that still impress
today. Also one of the best co-op experiences I have ever got my hands on.
#6 Red Faction: Guerrilla
Destructible scenery is the order of the day here, and it’s
what makes this game a joy to play. Want to smash through a wall with a hammer
to get at an enemy, go for it, want to blow up a bridge to slow down those
advancing across it, go for it. Being able to destroy almost anything in the
open world really helped mix up the game play and turn this from just average,
to a stand out, and extremely fun, game.
#5 Left 4 Dead
I have lost count of the fun times I have had playing this
game co-op, be it with friends or random strangers. It’s easy to jump into any of
its four campaigns, five if you get the DLC, and blaze your way through the
wonderfully detailed city streets, forests and farms.
#4 Mass Effect 3
The third and final chapter to Shepard’s story is an epic
adventure taking you around a packed galaxy. You get to go down to a verity of
rather stunning locations, face all sorts of aliens and explore massive amount
sof history and culture made up for the game. The Mass Effect universe and all
the little details within it, along with the characters you meet, are what make
this game stand above other shooters, it’s a game I can really get stuck into
and the ending to a trilogy I will never forget. plus it has some epic cut
scenes to sit back and admire.
#3 Halo 4
343 Industries went far beyond what I expected of them in
brining the Master Chief back to the forefront of the Halo series. Look beyond
the arguable best visuals on the 360, and you a story line that offers more
depth to the Chief and his blue AI companion, Cortana, than any of the previous
games, game play that felt both familiar and refreshing and a new enemy that
brought with them a wealth of new challenges. Chuck in multiplayer that is has
more in common with Halo 3 than Reach and you have an outstanding game and Halo
experience.
#2 Dead Rising
Zombie games always have a special place in my shelf of
games, and amongst them Dead Rising is the top, un-dead, dog. Besides the giant
mall filled with zombies, and the ability to use almost anything to kill them,
there is so much more to love this game for. The plot is surprisingly full of
depth and intrigue, with twists and turns that keep the game interesting and
kept me wanting to find out more. From machete man to the psychotic clown
juggling chainsaws, a raft of psychos offer much more challenging opposition
than the un-dead. Apart from the raincoat cult, each psycho is also unique,
both in terms of character and the way they fight, it was a fun game in itself
finding them all. Lastly, the amount of stuff to figure out and find in this
game kept me coming back to find it all, and kept it from never getting boring.
#1 Fallout 3
From the moment I picked up my controller to play this game,
and set out from vault 101, I was hooked. It’s the post apocalyptic world of
Fallout 3 that makes this game number one to me. There is so much to see and do
in this depressing, yet beautiful world. Many different stories and adventures
can be found as your forge your own way through the wasteland. Collecting
bottle caps, finding a town of cannibals and entering other, disturbing vaults
does not even begin to describe the amount of stuff up for doing in Fallout 3.
You have seen my top ten, now for me worst five.
#5 Far Cry 2
Now, this game really impressed me at the start, and
contains plenty to love about it. The reason it finds itself at number five is
because of its length and the speed at which it gives repetitive. Plus the
constant attacks from outpost whilst driving around which just get plain annoying.
#4 Splosion Man
For the most part, this game was great, but because towards
the end I found it got very frustrating, and lost everything I loved from earlier
in the game, it finds itself at number four.
#3 kinectimals
A game that sounds like a great idea, and for about five
minutes is fun, but quickly grows repetitive, its target audience, children, will properly love it though.
#2 Aliens Vs Predator
This game only got two things right, infestation mode for
multiplayer and the first mission of the Marine campaign. The rest of the game
just contained everything that should not be within an Aliens Vs Predator game,
and it felt like three poorly put together, and rushed, campaigns.
#1 Duke Nukem Forever
I thought this game could not be as bad as people were
making out. I was wrong. Besides some of the most infuriating boss battles I
have ever played, the game is just un-fun to play and poorly put together. The
massive delays did not help it at all.
Thursday, 21 November 2013
Marty's fondest and worst memories this gen!
By Labowl198913:053d, crazy, fail, funny, gaming, horse, info, Marty, news, Next Gen, Nintendo, pc, ps3, review, top ten, Wii, worst 5, xbox 360No comments
It's nearly that time again where we step forward to a new generation, and look back at the current generation, and what has kept us gaming to this day. There's still life in the Playstation 3 and Xbox 360 don't you worry, but since 2005, we've seen Trilogies end, 4 Gears of War Games, 3 Mass Effects, 3 Dead Spaces, 10 Call of Duty Games (one was the classic re-released, but that counts), 3 Bioshock Games, 6 Assassin's Creed Games, Duke Nukem Forever FINALLY released, Kinect try to recognise us, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree! I've had an amazing 7 years with my 360, with so many great memories, some great new friendships made, some classic games revisited in HD, lots of Zombies being slayed, Locusts being Chainsawed, Plastic Guitar Buttons being plonked, and god knows how many Wanted Stars amassed and shedded in Liberty City and Los Santos.
So pull up a chair, get the kettle on, and get comfy, as I take you through my top 10 best, and top 5 worst games this generation.
Top 10
10) Bioshock

I remember first seeing Bioshock when I went to GAME & bought the amazing The Darkness for my 360, and was mesmerised by this giant Mechanical Diver Robot on the cover with a huge Drill for a Hand, protecting a Little Girl. I hadn't seen any Gameplay Footage or Trailers at this point, but I instantly wanted it when it came out, and was so glad when I did buy it when it was eventually released. The first time I set foot in Rapture, I was blown away by this beautiful Underwater World, with it's Noir style, eerie, haunting yet beautiful soundtrack, and being introduced to these new powers known as Plasmids. And then being able to use them to create some inventive kills. I remember jumping at the first sight of "Mr Bubbles", the Big Daddy I saw on the Cover, and trying to escape, then take on him and his giant Drill. I loved the Audio Logs, Andrew Ryan and the fantastic engine. Such a classic, which is no surprise why it's still one of the greatest games on the Xbox 360. Some would even say it's their favourite.
9) Far Cry 3

I will admit, I was late to the party with this one, only picking it up in the Summer of this year, but i'm glad I did. Such an amazing, beautiful, huge game, with an exceptionally twisted, dark, psychotic character in Vaas. I loved the exploration, the lush, tropical surroundings, the ability to liberate outposts, take a Handglider across the Sea, looking below and the beautiful blue Tropical Ocean, and taking a Zipline from a Radio Tower rushing straight to a Vehicle below to evade the guards. The story was fantastic, I loved Jason Brody going from an arrogant reckless Teen, to a Man forced to kill to survive, and while i'm not the biggest fan of FPS Games, Far Cry 3 was definitely one of the best games of last year.
8) Batman Arkham Asylum

For years, bar X-Men Origins Wolverine, and Spider-Man 2, games companies have struggled to nail down a great Superhero Game, especially Batman. Rocksteady Studios got the Batman licence, and in 2009 released a game that would send waves across the two main consoles, and show that the Bat was back and in a big way. While Arkham City is a bigger and better game, i've chosen Asylum, because I prefer the story, and the enemies in this, especially the Scarecrow, with those amazing, creepy, mindbending, twisted sections, were amazing. I still play this and City occasionally, and have also completed the Game of the Year Edition too, with the seperate achievement list because I love the game so much.
7) Tomb Raider

17 years I've been a Tomb Raider fan. That's more than half my life. I've seen Lara remodelled a fair few times, and the games go from great to good to alright to great, to amazing with the 2013 reboot. Obviously borrowing a few tricks from the Uncharted Trilogy, which some would say borrowed elements from Tomb Raider in the first place, Tomb Raider comes back with such a fantastic, gritty, well written story and look, with a younger vulnerable Lara, forced to pull the trigger to survive. I loved this game and it's definetly up there as one of my favourite games of the year. I loved the exploration, the new weapons, and how you could upgrade them and use them to find new areas, the stealthy elements, finding new Tombs, the puzzles, and the gritty finishing moves you could pull off on the Solari.
6) The Walking Dead

I love The Walking Dead game. No not Survival Instinct. I haven't been so emotionally drained by a game from beginning to end like I have with Telltale's The Walking Dead well since, ever. Based on Robert Kirkman's Graphic Novels, TWD sees you play a Convict, named Lee Everett on his way to Prison in a Police Car, before being forced to flee after the Police Officer escorting you swerves off the road, and evetually meets a grizzly end. From the moment you first pull the Trigger to survive from the Zombie Officer, to first meeting Clementine, all he way to Episode 5, after meeting some great characters along the way, you'll be wondering if the choices you made were the right ones. The relationship between Clementine, a young girl who develops a touching bond with Lee, becomes one you'll become emotionally invested in, and I loved the choices, the do or die situations, the story, the writing, and the consequences of your actions. I'm all set for Season Two. If you haven't played it, or finished it, then you NEED to. The Wlaking Dead was my game of the year for last year and it wasn't suprising that it won several GOTY Awards.
5) The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Having not really enjoyed Oblivion, despite me trying my utmost to like it, I was skeptical about Skyrim, but after borrowing it from a friend, as soon as I started to get a tad further in the world, seeing more people, starting new quests, learning new shouts, and taking down Dragons and Giants, I found myself getting more and more addicted, and kept having to borrow it until I got my own copy last year. What sets Skyrim apart from the other ES games in my opinion is that it's a lot more accessible than them. It has become such a huge hit with friends, and i've lost so many hours, just exploring Dungeons, and walking across lands, through Villages meeting so many new people, and taking in the breathtaking scenery from a Mountain Top. I've still got so much to see and do, so mark my words, i'm not done yet. Not for a good while.
4) Red Dead Redemption

Howdy! There might have been Horses in RDR, but there was far from any Horseplay in Rockstar's amazing sequel to the Playstation 2 title, Red Dead Revolver. Rockstar had given us a superb and amazing title in Grand Theft Auto IV 2 years before, but what they had in store for us when we stepped into the Cowboy Boots of John Marston was breathtaking, and that is why it is in my Top 10. A great Multiplayer, a fantastic story, some moments which stand out to this day, and still get people talking like the moment you first reach Mexico in the story, and a saddening emotional ending, all topped off by a fantastic engine with some amazing usage of lighting, a great soundtrack, and the ability to ride Horses, or even Lasso them in.
3) Assassin's Creed II

What a fantastic game. One that still stands up today, despite the game engine since improving and expanding all the way up to the current title, Black Flag. The reason i've chosen II in my top 10 is for a number of reasons, 2 being that it expanded upon the amazing first game released two years before the sequel, and it introduced us to one of gaming's greatest, and charming protagonists in Ezio Auditore De Firenze, an Italian Assassin with an eye for the ladies, and hands so fast, Templar Guards have blade wounds in their throats quicker than you can say "Arrivederci!" I loved the sheer size and scale of the sequel, and the new additons such as the ability to improve your home with Artwork and various other items, and being able to use Leonardo Da Vinci's Winged Invention.
2) GTA V

Ahhhh Grand Theft Auto V. In the 2 short months, we've gone Mountain Biking up Mount Chiliad, cruising through Los Santos in a Sports Car with Michael listening to him and Jimmy have another domestic row over something stupid, driving through Grove Street with Franklin, and going batshit crazy with Trevor in yet another Rampage, but all in all, having a great time doing so. GTA V expands upon what made GTA IV a fantastic game, and betters it, with the ability to fly Helicopters and Planes, compete in Triathalons, play a round of Golf or a few games of Tennis, and even go up in the world, then back down again with a spot of Parachuting. With 3 fantastic characters you'll get attached to, an amazing storyline and superb supporting cast, some well thought out and executed Heists, and an addictive Multiplayer Mode that pulls you back into Los Santos for just "one more job", Grand Theft Auto V stands out as one of the greatest games this generation, hell, one of the greatest ever. It's going to be one that i'll still be playing for a long time to come yet.
1) Gears of War

Why not Gears of War 3 I hear you cry? Don't worry, Gears of War 3 still holds a special place in my heart, and is better technically, and graphically, AND has an amazing Horde Mode, but Gears of War is what made me buy an Xbox 360, and I still play it to this day, with General RAAM being one of my favourite bosses of all time.
The Worst
5) Kinect Star Wars

The Force is not strong with this one. While the dancing minigame was fun, and the Podracing was decent, the rest of Kinect Star Wars was an unresponsive mess, with so much potential wasted with this licence. It was supposed to put you in the shoes of a Jedi, wielding a Lightsaber with so much power, force, and ability, yet felt like you had the speed of Jabba the Hut, with the grace of Jar Jar Binks. Like Fighters Uncaged, it took the time it could have taken to watch all 6 movies to recognise your actions, and while there were Combos, you got the same results by frantically waving your arms about, with the occasional block motion (which was pointless at times as you had to aim your lightsaber in EXACTLY the right position to block a shot) or more frantic waving to deflect Droid Blaster Shots. I was so disapointed with KSW, even more so as Terminal Reality had done a fantastic job with Ghostbusters The Video Game.
4) Naughty Bear

If you go down to Woods today, you better go in disguise......because otherwise, you'll get seen, killed, and have to start the entire level ALLLLLLL over again, because Naughty Bear doesn't believe in Checkpoints or Autosaving do you Ted? I rented this game after being curious about the previews. It looked fun. You play as a Bear going around killing other Bears. What's not to like? Lots actually. I had so much potential, but eventually got dull and repetitive, and the novelty just wore off after a while. The stealthy element, and some deaths were hilarious, and inventive, but as mentioned, when the same death animations flashed in front of your eyes for the 50th time, or you had to start all over again because of some cheap death, it got incredibly frustrating.
3) Fighters Uncaged

These fighters have been uncaged, and you have to defend yourself. The only problem is, if this was real life, you'd have had your arse to handed to you before you could land a punch. Fighters Uncaged is so slow, sluggish and barely responsive, hence the comparison above. I eventually got frustrated and either won fights by just swinging my arms and feet around like dancing badly or got beat because it took the same amount of time to make a Brew, plan a Wedding, get Married, go on Honeymoon, get someone Pregnant AND have the Baby, then bring them up till they're 19 before it even recognised and registered my actions. To top off what is such a horrible fighting game, you get a Seperate Training Mode, yet when you start the Single Player Story Mode, they make you do the Training Mode anyway! :S

Now don't think I hate Iron Man (I love the movies), but when a game like this costs £40 on release, and lasts barely 4 hours to completion, there's something seriously wrong. I only rented it, but I feel for those that did waste their money on this horrible licenced dump. While it had a bit more variety than the first game, it was far too easy, and did give me too many feelings of deja vu even at the best of times. I really wanted to enjoy it, but it had no memorable moments, and had it not have had the Iron Man licence, would have been just another run of the mill horrible flying shooter like Dark Void.
1) Iron Man
I AM IROOOOOON MAAAAAN! I really wish I wasn't if this game was to go by. Seriously bland, repetitive missions which combine the same boring objectives in which you fly around destroying Gunships, Missiles etc. It had the potential to be amazing, what with you having an Iron Suit at your disposal, and lots of gunfights. I got it dirt cheap, and took it back the next day.
So pull up a chair, get the kettle on, and get comfy, as I take you through my top 10 best, and top 5 worst games this generation.
Top 10
10) Bioshock

I remember first seeing Bioshock when I went to GAME & bought the amazing The Darkness for my 360, and was mesmerised by this giant Mechanical Diver Robot on the cover with a huge Drill for a Hand, protecting a Little Girl. I hadn't seen any Gameplay Footage or Trailers at this point, but I instantly wanted it when it came out, and was so glad when I did buy it when it was eventually released. The first time I set foot in Rapture, I was blown away by this beautiful Underwater World, with it's Noir style, eerie, haunting yet beautiful soundtrack, and being introduced to these new powers known as Plasmids. And then being able to use them to create some inventive kills. I remember jumping at the first sight of "Mr Bubbles", the Big Daddy I saw on the Cover, and trying to escape, then take on him and his giant Drill. I loved the Audio Logs, Andrew Ryan and the fantastic engine. Such a classic, which is no surprise why it's still one of the greatest games on the Xbox 360. Some would even say it's their favourite.
9) Far Cry 3

I will admit, I was late to the party with this one, only picking it up in the Summer of this year, but i'm glad I did. Such an amazing, beautiful, huge game, with an exceptionally twisted, dark, psychotic character in Vaas. I loved the exploration, the lush, tropical surroundings, the ability to liberate outposts, take a Handglider across the Sea, looking below and the beautiful blue Tropical Ocean, and taking a Zipline from a Radio Tower rushing straight to a Vehicle below to evade the guards. The story was fantastic, I loved Jason Brody going from an arrogant reckless Teen, to a Man forced to kill to survive, and while i'm not the biggest fan of FPS Games, Far Cry 3 was definitely one of the best games of last year.
8) Batman Arkham Asylum

For years, bar X-Men Origins Wolverine, and Spider-Man 2, games companies have struggled to nail down a great Superhero Game, especially Batman. Rocksteady Studios got the Batman licence, and in 2009 released a game that would send waves across the two main consoles, and show that the Bat was back and in a big way. While Arkham City is a bigger and better game, i've chosen Asylum, because I prefer the story, and the enemies in this, especially the Scarecrow, with those amazing, creepy, mindbending, twisted sections, were amazing. I still play this and City occasionally, and have also completed the Game of the Year Edition too, with the seperate achievement list because I love the game so much.
7) Tomb Raider

17 years I've been a Tomb Raider fan. That's more than half my life. I've seen Lara remodelled a fair few times, and the games go from great to good to alright to great, to amazing with the 2013 reboot. Obviously borrowing a few tricks from the Uncharted Trilogy, which some would say borrowed elements from Tomb Raider in the first place, Tomb Raider comes back with such a fantastic, gritty, well written story and look, with a younger vulnerable Lara, forced to pull the trigger to survive. I loved this game and it's definetly up there as one of my favourite games of the year. I loved the exploration, the new weapons, and how you could upgrade them and use them to find new areas, the stealthy elements, finding new Tombs, the puzzles, and the gritty finishing moves you could pull off on the Solari.
6) The Walking Dead

I love The Walking Dead game. No not Survival Instinct. I haven't been so emotionally drained by a game from beginning to end like I have with Telltale's The Walking Dead well since, ever. Based on Robert Kirkman's Graphic Novels, TWD sees you play a Convict, named Lee Everett on his way to Prison in a Police Car, before being forced to flee after the Police Officer escorting you swerves off the road, and evetually meets a grizzly end. From the moment you first pull the Trigger to survive from the Zombie Officer, to first meeting Clementine, all he way to Episode 5, after meeting some great characters along the way, you'll be wondering if the choices you made were the right ones. The relationship between Clementine, a young girl who develops a touching bond with Lee, becomes one you'll become emotionally invested in, and I loved the choices, the do or die situations, the story, the writing, and the consequences of your actions. I'm all set for Season Two. If you haven't played it, or finished it, then you NEED to. The Wlaking Dead was my game of the year for last year and it wasn't suprising that it won several GOTY Awards.
5) The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Having not really enjoyed Oblivion, despite me trying my utmost to like it, I was skeptical about Skyrim, but after borrowing it from a friend, as soon as I started to get a tad further in the world, seeing more people, starting new quests, learning new shouts, and taking down Dragons and Giants, I found myself getting more and more addicted, and kept having to borrow it until I got my own copy last year. What sets Skyrim apart from the other ES games in my opinion is that it's a lot more accessible than them. It has become such a huge hit with friends, and i've lost so many hours, just exploring Dungeons, and walking across lands, through Villages meeting so many new people, and taking in the breathtaking scenery from a Mountain Top. I've still got so much to see and do, so mark my words, i'm not done yet. Not for a good while.
4) Red Dead Redemption

Howdy! There might have been Horses in RDR, but there was far from any Horseplay in Rockstar's amazing sequel to the Playstation 2 title, Red Dead Revolver. Rockstar had given us a superb and amazing title in Grand Theft Auto IV 2 years before, but what they had in store for us when we stepped into the Cowboy Boots of John Marston was breathtaking, and that is why it is in my Top 10. A great Multiplayer, a fantastic story, some moments which stand out to this day, and still get people talking like the moment you first reach Mexico in the story, and a saddening emotional ending, all topped off by a fantastic engine with some amazing usage of lighting, a great soundtrack, and the ability to ride Horses, or even Lasso them in.
3) Assassin's Creed II

What a fantastic game. One that still stands up today, despite the game engine since improving and expanding all the way up to the current title, Black Flag. The reason i've chosen II in my top 10 is for a number of reasons, 2 being that it expanded upon the amazing first game released two years before the sequel, and it introduced us to one of gaming's greatest, and charming protagonists in Ezio Auditore De Firenze, an Italian Assassin with an eye for the ladies, and hands so fast, Templar Guards have blade wounds in their throats quicker than you can say "Arrivederci!" I loved the sheer size and scale of the sequel, and the new additons such as the ability to improve your home with Artwork and various other items, and being able to use Leonardo Da Vinci's Winged Invention.
2) GTA V

Ahhhh Grand Theft Auto V. In the 2 short months, we've gone Mountain Biking up Mount Chiliad, cruising through Los Santos in a Sports Car with Michael listening to him and Jimmy have another domestic row over something stupid, driving through Grove Street with Franklin, and going batshit crazy with Trevor in yet another Rampage, but all in all, having a great time doing so. GTA V expands upon what made GTA IV a fantastic game, and betters it, with the ability to fly Helicopters and Planes, compete in Triathalons, play a round of Golf or a few games of Tennis, and even go up in the world, then back down again with a spot of Parachuting. With 3 fantastic characters you'll get attached to, an amazing storyline and superb supporting cast, some well thought out and executed Heists, and an addictive Multiplayer Mode that pulls you back into Los Santos for just "one more job", Grand Theft Auto V stands out as one of the greatest games this generation, hell, one of the greatest ever. It's going to be one that i'll still be playing for a long time to come yet.
1) Gears of War

Why not Gears of War 3 I hear you cry? Don't worry, Gears of War 3 still holds a special place in my heart, and is better technically, and graphically, AND has an amazing Horde Mode, but Gears of War is what made me buy an Xbox 360, and I still play it to this day, with General RAAM being one of my favourite bosses of all time.
The Worst
5) Kinect Star Wars

The Force is not strong with this one. While the dancing minigame was fun, and the Podracing was decent, the rest of Kinect Star Wars was an unresponsive mess, with so much potential wasted with this licence. It was supposed to put you in the shoes of a Jedi, wielding a Lightsaber with so much power, force, and ability, yet felt like you had the speed of Jabba the Hut, with the grace of Jar Jar Binks. Like Fighters Uncaged, it took the time it could have taken to watch all 6 movies to recognise your actions, and while there were Combos, you got the same results by frantically waving your arms about, with the occasional block motion (which was pointless at times as you had to aim your lightsaber in EXACTLY the right position to block a shot) or more frantic waving to deflect Droid Blaster Shots. I was so disapointed with KSW, even more so as Terminal Reality had done a fantastic job with Ghostbusters The Video Game.
4) Naughty Bear

If you go down to Woods today, you better go in disguise......because otherwise, you'll get seen, killed, and have to start the entire level ALLLLLLL over again, because Naughty Bear doesn't believe in Checkpoints or Autosaving do you Ted? I rented this game after being curious about the previews. It looked fun. You play as a Bear going around killing other Bears. What's not to like? Lots actually. I had so much potential, but eventually got dull and repetitive, and the novelty just wore off after a while. The stealthy element, and some deaths were hilarious, and inventive, but as mentioned, when the same death animations flashed in front of your eyes for the 50th time, or you had to start all over again because of some cheap death, it got incredibly frustrating.
3) Fighters Uncaged

These fighters have been uncaged, and you have to defend yourself. The only problem is, if this was real life, you'd have had your arse to handed to you before you could land a punch. Fighters Uncaged is so slow, sluggish and barely responsive, hence the comparison above. I eventually got frustrated and either won fights by just swinging my arms and feet around like dancing badly or got beat because it took the same amount of time to make a Brew, plan a Wedding, get Married, go on Honeymoon, get someone Pregnant AND have the Baby, then bring them up till they're 19 before it even recognised and registered my actions. To top off what is such a horrible fighting game, you get a Seperate Training Mode, yet when you start the Single Player Story Mode, they make you do the Training Mode anyway! :S
2) Iron Man 2

Now don't think I hate Iron Man (I love the movies), but when a game like this costs £40 on release, and lasts barely 4 hours to completion, there's something seriously wrong. I only rented it, but I feel for those that did waste their money on this horrible licenced dump. While it had a bit more variety than the first game, it was far too easy, and did give me too many feelings of deja vu even at the best of times. I really wanted to enjoy it, but it had no memorable moments, and had it not have had the Iron Man licence, would have been just another run of the mill horrible flying shooter like Dark Void.
1) Iron Man
I AM IROOOOOON MAAAAAN! I really wish I wasn't if this game was to go by. Seriously bland, repetitive missions which combine the same boring objectives in which you fly around destroying Gunships, Missiles etc. It had the potential to be amazing, what with you having an Iron Suit at your disposal, and lots of gunfights. I got it dirt cheap, and took it back the next day.
Monday, 12 August 2013
Ducktales Retrospective
By Crazy Horse Gaming10:01Capcom, Disney, Donald Duck, Duck, Ducktales, Ducktales Remastered, HD, Marty, Old School, Retro, Scrooge Mcduck, Video GamesNo comments
Life
is like a Hurricane. Well it is if you live in Duckburg. Also, with
all the Racecars, Lasers and Aeroplanes, i'm surprised that Scrooge
McDuck can have any time to enjoy his Millions. And
now to add to all that, Wayforward & Capcom announed earlier this
year that Scrooge will be making a comeback in Ducktales Remastered,
a remake of the NES Classic from 1989 which is still considered to be
one of the best titles in the NES Library. I myself loved every
minute, and the music alone, was iconic, let alone the levels. Scrooge
is also bringing back Launchpad, and his Nephews Huey, Duey and Louey
along for the ride, and Webby too.
I
myself am massively excited to be revisiting the iconic locations
such as Transylvania and The Moon amongst others, but in glorious
handrawn HD & because of the massive hype I have regarding the
upcoming XBLA Release (It is also being released for the Wii U
Virtual Console & PSN on PS3), I thought "Why not revisit
the classic?"


Jake
Kaufman has done a spectacular job of bringing back said pieces of
Music for the Remastered Version, and despite having only heard
snippets of each piece (at the time of writing), during Preview
Videos and the Capcom Duckumentaries, I can honestly say i'm blown
away by how he's made them sound so much grander, larger and
beautiful, while still retaining the classic 8-bit sound to them that
made them so popular in the first place. Ducktales
also had you trying to find the two secret areas in each location,
which many of us missed the first time around (thank you YouTube) and
also had us amassing more Money throughout the game, with one of the
endings (the Great one) happening if you managed to collect
$10,000,000. The other two endings were triggered by you either just
completing the game normally (the Good ending) and for finishing the
game with $0 (Bad ending). You also had a Boss Fight at the end of
each location to win each of the five Treasures. After collecting all
five treasures, you then went back to Transylvania for a final boss
fight to end the game.

As
mentioned, i've played through Ducktales recently, and while my
skills as a child didn't transfer completely to now (damn you
Himalayas and African Mines!) I still found myself humming the
soundtrack whilst playing though the locations again, and loving it
even more so now, than when I was a 7 year old Ducktales obsessive
having a great time with the NES Controller in my hand Pogoing my way
through Magic Mirrors, Minecarts, and through the Snow. Come
September 11th, this Man Child here will be "Solving a Mystery"
(no might about it) and hoping Capcom have "rewritten history"
in a good way.